#IkeysCrush3393 Yesterday was a sad day at UCT. Yesterday, my beloved grey Beanie and I parted ways. I was in the parking lot when Beanie inadvertently slipped out of my hands. When I returned to the crime scene, Beanie had been kidnapped and I was left heartbroken. We travelled everywhere together. So much time was spent with my cherished companion, and then to lose him suddenly is a tragedy. A Greek tragedy. Only without all the incest and cumulative deaths. Kidnapper, I implore you. Beanie is only an innocent - a child. It didnt know better than to wander off, unaware of the dangers of the real world. I know finding that fallen treasure on the ground must have been rather serendipitous for you. But please return Beanie to me so that we can experience happiness again. I would offer ransom money, but lets face it. Were all students here. Aint nobody got lotsa ka-ching! Please fill your heart with empathy and give up that dashing headgear to lost property; or you could just reply to this post with a comment from which I can inbox you. That would probably make my life a whole lot easier. Just sayin. If, by next week, I have received no word of Beanies whereabouts, a funeral will be held on Jammie Plaza in honour of him - the winsome, grey-haired Beanie with a heart of gold. Find your way back to me, Beanie! You are sorely missed.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 09:36:52 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015