Im Akpors... I was given admission in UNIBEN, BENIN CITY. To study history, not my dream course, my substitute course. Those that wrote jamb will understand, after screening and stress in file submission, i appeared in class, not as a witch doctor bt as a student. The lecturer said, we are going to start todays lecture by reviewing some NIGERIA HISTORY. she asked, who said, I SHALL RETURN, AND DIE, IN THE LAND OF MY FATHER? nobody attempted to answer the question. I raised up my hand and she called on me, you, I replied, KING JAJA OF OPOBO, 1875: very good, she commended, WHO SAID THE LAND USE ACT WILL FEED THE NATION? nobody attempted to answer. My hand went up and she called on me OBASANJO, 1976: I REPLIED. she snapped the rest students, u all should be ashamed of yourselves. This boy whom I presumed just resumed knows about NIGERIAN HISTORY than u all dat have been attending classes since the first day of the resumption. What a shame. I weep for u all. A loud voice came frm the back of the class, WHATS MY BUSINESS! Who said that? The lecturer asked, I stood up and replied, ABACHA, 1995; A student frm the middle scornfully said, I AM BETTER THAN U. who said that? She asked again, i replied, ABIOLA TO BABANGIDA, 1997: ANOTHER student yelled furiously, now EAT THIS! i jumped up, waved at the lecturer and shouted, INDIAN MISTRESS GIVING APPLE TO ABACHA, 1998: as the class was getting rowdy, someone said, U LITTLE SHIT, IF U SAY ANYTHING AGAIN, I WILL KILL U. I shouted at the top of my voice, CHRIS UBA TO NGIGE, 2004. the lecturer fainted.as we gathered around her on the floor, a girl said, OH GOD!WE ARE IN TROUBLE. I whispered, CHIMAROKE NNAMANI, AYODELE FAYOSE AND CHIEF LUCKY IGBINEDION, 2007, angrily, a guy said, DNT REPLY, HE IS A FOOL. i smiled and said, OBASANJO TO BABANGIDA, 2011. all the students took their heels. The lecturer got up and asked, WHO SENT U? I replied GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO BOKO HARAM, 2013; she retorted, ARE U FOR REAL? I replied, FASHOLA TO EBOLA 2014.....
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 16:43:17 +0000
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