Im Gonna Post Like A Bunch Ways On How To Annoy Your Teacher. 1. Stand to ask questions, Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers. 2. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper and talk to it. 3. Ask your teacher where babies come from in a childish voice. 4. Address your teacher as my lady like in the olden days. 5. Stand up in class and yell out, LIES, LIES, STOP THE LIES!. 6. Ask your teacher if they took their meds today. 7. Ask to go to the nurse because you have a paper cut. 8. Get your phone out, Turn the volume onto max, Play some music and then dance like MC Hammer on crack. 9. Have a really inappropriate ringtone go off in class. 10. If you ever find your teachers classroom unlocked and nobody inside, Change their automatic spell check to really common words like the and and stuff like that to random words like sloth or voldemort. 11. Pull out a subway while shes talking. 12. Put a whoopie cushion on your chair and then say in a Scottish accent, Ive been waiting for that one all morning. 13. Laugh like an idiot every time someone says something. 14. Come into class extra early and rub off all of the work she wrote out on her whiteboard, Claim that you were helping her clean up. 15. Give your teacher a really creepy smile throughout the lesson. 16. Put a spider in your teachers shoe. 17. When your teacher asks you for your homework say Its due now? Oh, give me a minute then. 18. Start twerking randomly in class. 19. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 20. In a test, Pull out random objects from your bag like a toothbrush, cowboy hat, happy meal, poster of your favorite celebrity, Chewbacca, etc. 21. Talk like Batman for the whole day and when someone asks why say, BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!. 22. Speak in whale. 23. Photoshop your teacher onto other bodies and put the pictures on every wall in school. 24. Print out inappropriate photos and put them in the printer, Wait for someone to print something out and watch the magic. 25. When someone knocks on the door shout, OH NO THEYVE COME FOR ME!!!. 26. When your teacher tells you to do something say, youre wish is my command (first name). 27. Bring a cactus to class (a small one, mind) every so often, raise your hand. when your called on say that the cactus has a question, turn to the cactus expectantly . wait. look at the cactus, as if its about to start speaking, after a few moments shrug, and wait for the teacher to move on. do this a few more times, becoming increasingly agitated with the cactus each time it fails to speak. sigh heavily and give it meaningful looks. at the end of the lesson, say to the cactus, I cant believe you embarrassed me AGAIN! 28. Claim that you wrote the class text book. 29. Ask random questions like, who would win in a fight- a dinosaur, Godzilla or a giant cheeseburger? 30. Eat lots of sugar before class. 31. When the teacher is speaking shout out, I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DO, I DO. do this fifty-seven times. 32. Whenever the teacher finishes saying something sigh and say, boring.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 06:17:09 +0000