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Im SO glad the world did not end. I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out; the way to get to Sesame Street; why Dora doesnt just use Google Maps; why we dont ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery; why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed; why abbreviated is such a long word; why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons; why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections; and, why do you have to put your two cents in but its only a penny for your thoughts? Wheres that extra penny going to? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victorias secret? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions......and do you really think I am this witty ???? ...because I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend ..
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 18:42:45 +0000

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