Im all like, Im feeling edgy, Im going in today for a fresh cut. - TopicsExpress



          

Im all like, Im feeling edgy, Im going in today for a fresh cut. I get to the salon and my usual lady is gone. Who do I get? The middle-aged half menopausal lady who has just transferred over from Great Clips, home of the $10.95 haircut. Shes dealing with an angsty teenager via text and I listen to her yawn, complain and hot flash through my haircut. It was so frightening that I was stunned into compliance. I walk out with a Hobbit-sized container of product that cost $16.95, a jaded view of the next 15 years of my life and a haircut that looked something between a mid century bouffant and an octopus giving birth. Im not sure if I need a bottle of wine or a can of industrial strength Aqua Net.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 22:12:56 +0000

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