Im at Jack in the Box finishing myI breakfast when some dude pulls up a chair and says, Hay gurl, you look like you need a MAN by your side. And starts saying some pick up lines with a wedding band on his finger. When Im attached to someone I usually casually say something like, Thanks, already got one. But being single, I decided to get creative and said, Oh yes, indeed! Since Renaldo got taken by the cartel Ive been worried about our children, we have 5, two sets of twin boys and a girl, they all look just like him, especially the girl! *guys smile starts fading* They said theyd keep him only until they smuggled a million dollars worth of cocaine in his stomach but they had a close call in Colombia with a rival cartel, so its been 3 long months, thank goodness youve come along! I must call my mother, *smile drops, stares at me* shell be so happy another man has come to raise our children and slowly pay back the money to the drug lords, they have their men outside our house at the moment to make sure we dont squeal to the federales, *his eyes got big and pushed his chair back* you can move in tonight when they take their dinner, I bring it out to them around 9pm, I hope you have a big car, sometimes I take them to dinner, the kids are a handful so thank goodness youre here to help! Let me see, oh, I forgot my phone in the car, Ill show you my babies! I dumped my tray and ran to the car, dude just sat there dumbfounded looking around like wtf just happened. He got up, took two steps and ran out to his car. That is how I like to combat smooth talking cheating scumbags.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 22:52:55 +0000