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(Im at the farm). So I think to myself: Self, Im going to have bacon and eggs for dinner. (I have to borrow a fryingpan from Mum) Im grateful I didnt pack up all of my knives, as I need to cut open the packet of bacon. I put bacon in the fryingpan. I realise I dont have tongs. I find a fork and use that to turn my eggs. *lightbulb* I cant turn the eggs over...but thats ok, because I dont have any glasses to crack them into. (And I *need* to pre-crack them as I have two hens sitting, so who knows if these ones are fresh or not). Then I think: Ill have bacon sandwiches! BRILLIANT IDEA!! Then I find that the bread is stale (but do-able as its not mouldy) and I have no tomato/BBQ sauce. *hangs head in frustration* as I realise that my tasty dinner tonight will be bacon on stale bread...and nothing else *sigh* I really hate moving!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 12:04:34 +0000

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