Im really bad at flirting, so it kind of happens like I like spiderman...do you also partake in marvel comics? *flowchart follows* If no. End contact. If yes ask if they engage in anime. If no. End contact. If yes ask about whether they play video games. If no. End contact. If yes ask about whether they are Whovians. If no, attempt whovian conversion. If conversion fails. End contact. If it succeeds/ If Yes ask how they feel about Joss Whedon. If Whos Joss Whedon? End Contact. If Fireflys cancelation is mentioned, ask about D&D. If Id never play D&D End Contact. If they would/do play D&D, ask about Star Wars. If theyve never seen Star Wars, they are liers...discontinue contact. If they hate Star Wars, they are wrong, discontinue contact. If they say they love Star Wars, ask about Star Trek. If they tell you they love it, discontinue contact ALMOST GOT ME YOU TREKKIE SCUM And then throw a mound of tribbles in their face. Eventually, Magic the Gathering must be mentioned to proceed with a real relationship. I MAY...have very high standards. >.>
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 05:46:12 +0000