Im sure youll also love this one : Jomo is a servant boy who drinks his bosss wine every day and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes color if you add water). Jomo as usual, takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what he drank. However, soon after he adds the water the pastis becomes milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Jomo as a thief!!! At that same moment Jomo realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss said to his wife Cherish, youll see, hell be obliged to acknowledge . He shouted: Jomo!. Jomo answered: Yes, Boss. Who drank my pastis?. No answer. The Boss reiterated his question: still no answer. Then the Boss went to find Jomo in the kitchen and says to him: Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say yes boss but when I ask you a question you dont answer me? Jomo retorted that Its because boss, when you are in the kitchen, you dont hear anything at all, except the name Then to prove that Jomo lies, the Boss says to him: You stay beside Madam, Ill go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question. Jomo accepted. The Boss went into the kitchen and Jomo shouted: Boss. He answered: Yes, Jomo. Jomo continued: Who goes into the maids bedroom when the Madam is not here? . No answer. Jomo shouted again: Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant? No answer. Third time; Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant? The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says Jomo: It is true, you are right, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name .
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 09:47:19 +0000
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