Im watching the Russell Crow Noah movie .. Holy GEZZUZ is it bizarre ... Even more bizarre than the bible version 1. British Accents 2. Giant Star Wars looking stone creatures 3. The women are wearing pants 4. The earth is a post apocalyptic wasteland 5. Noah is wearing laced black boots from Sears 6. Noah fights like a ninja 7. The evil people wore armor from the Middle Ages 8. There was a stowaway on the ark and Noah killed him 9.where did Noah find a moose in what is present day Iraq ? 10. Noahs wife was so pissed at him she threatened to divorce him 11. Noah vowed to kill his future grandchildren if they were female 12. All the animals were anesthetized during the entire time on the Ark, I guess so they didnt have to be fed. 11. The most ridiculous part was when the Adam & Eve story was explained Eve gave birth to 3 sons. Cain, Able & Seth ..so where are the woman ???? What did they bang their mother? Then their daughters ??? Totally ridiculous ! Laughable!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 02:48:53 +0000
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