Imagine this scenario; I want to be Governor of my State, I live in far away Europe, I wake up one morning, decide to throw a birthday bash, at the same time declare my intention to contest for the coming gubernatorial election in my State, my 1st and only consultation are my immediate constituency, London and Londoners flock in to listen to my ordained speach. I have no manifesto or blue print, I did not give a kola to any elder in State during consultation, in short, I consultated no one, all I needed was financiers, I got some so I purchased the party form, went for screening and submitted my form. During the primaries the only vote I got was the one I thumb printed. I couldnt even vote because I wasnt even a delegate. I lost gallantly, I had my scheme and plans, I was going to make millions out of this. My next line of action was for me to file a suit, demanding that the Man who was voted for be ready removed and I the loser sworn in as the authentic Governor. Sadly I was damn broke and needed funding so badly to prosecute my case and offset my bills. I got andemic lawyer, a SAN, but how was I so pay so I must cajole and who do I squizze out money from? Gullible Akwa Ibomites who had spent over 35years of their lives in Europe and knew nothing about the politics at home, so I began to sweet tongue, how I was going unseat the Draconic, mundarous, philanthropic, over awarded Gov. The people started to invest, they believed my story, I was going to hand over Ibaka seaport to them to do as they want. So the monies began to roll in. £250,000.00 euros, £65,000.00 pounds sterling, $100,000.00. Money drop, and drop n droped. I got the best suites, began to show off my new house in Yankee, my state of the art jeep, I was flying Heathrow -Lagos-Los Angeles, to the Caribbean. I have arrived. So the case started, some young crictic who dint know my intent join and the beat started, Akpabio must go!!! That was the chorus, and the many who were ignorant of the fact of the matter sang to my fame, I was an instant celebrity. I formed my cabinet some Princes believed my cajole and my government was formed from London. Many started to invest their Naira, Akpabio must go they chorus, I was beating the drum of ethnic war, even at that Hiltop Mansion was mine for the taking n the State coffers for my asking, I had arrived. Then suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, my world came crashing down, I was going to lose so I did a side betting, took the risk and begged Oga for a State pardon and some rubies to offset bills, my demands where met, the case was adjourned indefinitely. On Monday, a call came throughto me in London, my billion was ready, the judge knew too, and immediately or suddenly, suddenly the date was fixed for Thursday and todays is friday, I am richer and richer, I joined the race with nothing, not even a dime of my money did I spend, but check out my account today, Politics is sweet my friends. 2015, watch out for me o! So, who am I?????? Because of me, Oga cannot pay salaries in the State, Teachers are owed for many months. I demanded billions to quench my greed, pay me or I will go to the supreme Court ishouted o! Give me my share or I will destabilise your government until May 29th, 2015. How different am I from Boko Haram? Akwa Ibom wake up some politicians are worst than Boko Haram o!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 00:09:39 +0000