Imagine youre driving down the road and you see a hitch hiker. Its a long drive so you think hey, maybe some company would be nice so you pull on over. You promise if they can get along youll drive em to their destination. The radio warns of escaped criminals The passenger has some interesting stories along the way about how the last cars theyve owned were pieces. Havent we all had those? But the passenger seems to have bought some real Clunkers and theyve all been driven off cliffs. After 20 miles or so the hiker sees two friends and convinces you to pull over. You think its too early to take more passengers but hey, you love helping others.They get in and all seems kinda fine. Youve had a bad habit over the years of drinking and driving, you know its only a matter before you get that DUI but you like to drive reckless and fast. The first passenger also likes to drive crazy and gives you caffeine pills to stay awake. The next thing you know, youre off the road and the car smells like a mcdonalds dirty diaper. The hitcher starts pointing fingers in your chest and telling you how to drive and where. The two in the back start crying like babies because the music is too loud. They also seem to be gobbling all your gas money and the change they find in between the seat cushions. 200 miles go by and there doesnt seem to be an off ramp anywhere ahead. The pointing and yelling grows louder and then it happens...a baby deer steps out in front of your speeding vehicle. Your windshield is gone and your tires are blown. Youre super super sad. Nothing left to do now but limp to a service station. Its gonna be a long drive at 5mph..might as well drink whats left in the tank and chew on the stay awake jerky. Just like a Hunter S Thompson story the trip gets foggy. The hitcher turns into a pink pig daemon and tries to push your broken car off a cliff. The driver, thats you..tries to unload the cargo to keep the car from going over the cliff. The hitcher spits and bites you. The hitcher yells at you and blames you for missing every exit. You know what happens next?? You call AAA because you want to help the folks in the back seat have a softer ride. The passenger in the front gets super angry and violent because its not your right to call that service The hitcher then tries to pull the wheel and in desperation you try and put the passenger on the curb. It doesnt go well and you call smokey for backup..but the fog moves in and you wind up in an accident. The hitcher gets hurt. You get that DUI. What happens next? You end up sharing a parking space in your buddies garage and that ungrateful hitcher who never had a real destination or way to pay for the trip, parks their broken ride in your space No parking. Tow away zone Truck on the way
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 17:44:38 +0000
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