Imma need Lil Mo to understand the follow things to make clear the point...and I quote from the classic film, Purple Rain: HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 1.) Prince wore a damn dew rag around his head in Under The Cherry Moon AND the Superbowl...HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 2.) Prince aint GOTS to hit ALL them notes! Hell, he INVENTED 70% of them his damn self! HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 3.) Prince got ON prettier underwear than you so you coulda just SAVED yourself a tweet and all this embarrassment by just pissin on yoself. It would have made less news...or NO news...HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 4.) Prince made a PRETTY chick jump into a lake she aint even know the name of. YOU...TRYIN TO HOLD YO PEE SO HE CAN MAKE IT TO THE STAGE?! Child please...HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 5.) Girl...Forrest Gump in Greenbo, Alabama, knows who Prince is...probably met him! Dont nobody know who a Lil Mo is! I can hear Forrest now, A Lil Mo whuuut? Meanwhile...regarding Prince... Forrest said, HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 6.) Prince made a white lady say wrecka stow repeatedly and out loud in a crowded restaurant before that Kiss (where he consummed her entire face in Under The Cherry Moon, but Ive digressed)...you and yo lil tweet? HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 7.) Prince DID Under the Cherry Moon AND Graffiti Bridge...and didnt care if we didnt like them! We loved him! HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 8.) Prince said his name is a symbol I cant even type...let alone say...and the ENTIRE world called him what they could. I have NO reason to even SAY your name...it may as WELL be a symbol! Girl... HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 9.) Prince is an ORIGINATOR! Your Lil Tweet and your Lil Kermit meme were played and a show of how interesting you really are: not so much. GIRL...YOU TRIED PRINCE! This man doesnt even allow the awards he win share a podium with himself, HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT CHOO! 10.) Prince is a legend with 40+ years of doing something you have YET to do: Make Music. HE...DOESNT...CARE ABOUT...CHOO! Now...let me go listen to Adore because he cares about me! Had to when he made that song...LOL...Im so serious...wooo...
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 13:23:47 +0000