In Chapter Two of our story, we introduce you to Mr. Striped Shirt (appropriately dressed) who accompanied our Phoneless Friend in Mondays shenanigans. We are including the beginning video clip which shows Mr. Striped Shirt entering the store and immediately placing a phone call. He is calling our Phoneless Friend who picks up immediately and looks over to Mr. Striped Shirt. We cannot show you the whole clip because it is so long but Mr. Striped Shirt is clearly on lookout for our Phoneless Friend. The amazing thing is while performing lookout duty Mr. Striped Shirt decided to help himself to a wireless mouse (allegedly). Can you believe that? Of all the things in our store Mr. Striped Shirt decided to risk jail for a mouse. Mr. Striped Shirt, you didnt think that one through completely did you? Imagine this. When you are sitting in jail and your cellmate asks what are you in for you, you are going to respond, I pocketed a mouse, a nice wireless one! He is going to be so impressed and think you are so gangster! BTW - that is an example of sarcasm. Because you and our Phoneless Friend clearly have limited intelligence and judgement, we thought it would be best to explain that.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 03:53:25 +0000
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