In a cabinet meetn at Phlagstaph house* Prez: How do we alleviate poverty? How i make the economy bounce back to life? How do i stop these demonstrations and attacks on Social media and radio? How can i make Ghana work again??????!!! *cabinet ministers sit in thought for several minutes* then one speaks stands up,goes to the corner to answer a fone call. He returns to his seat wth a smile. Prez: Why do u hv a smile on ur face? Minister: my wife just told me our second daughter just had her period! Am soo excited! (everyone around the table gets up to applaud) 2nd Minister: so what sanitary pad are you buying? 1st Minister: i dunno oo. Maybe Always Ultra. 3rd Minister: o naaa,Yazz is better. Always,the wings are too long. 4th Minister: are you two kidding me? Sanitary pad di3,3noaa ni Propa oo. Prez: Is no one noticing whats going on here? We are supposed to talk abt ways of improving the Ghanaian economy and we talkn abt pads,pads,pads! Ministers: We are sorry sir! Secretary: Sir,what policy have you thought abt pls? Prez: Well,since its been one bloody morning,well,may be Sanitary pads would do. It can get votes u knw. I hear they are quite expensive nowadays. Some ladies are evn resorting to that old red cloth. This cant happen under my reign. So sanitary pads eh? Whos in support? (everyone raises their hand.n applauds
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 07:12:20 +0000
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