In fairness to my friends who actually tolerate, or gawd-forbid, enjoy winter (weird, I know...), I have decided to suggest a compromise for the 2013/2014 season. 1. Snow ~ Unlimited above 5,500 feet. None below, except Christmas day (must be fully melted by 2 PM on the 26th) 2. No gloomy days. Massive levels of bluebird skies and sun required. 3. No salt, gravel, or that evil car, creek, and vegetation killing magnesium chloride permitted on roads. 4. No cracked windshields or gravel chips allowed. 5. Sun may not rise any later than 7 AM nor set any earlier than 7 PM. 6. No temperatures below 30* F 7. Unlimited free whiskey Any other suggestions?
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 20:07:52 +0000