In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, heres one of me favorite pirate jokes. Feel free to add your own in the comments: This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldnt help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. So, the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, Well mate, I got washed up overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm. and dern me if a shark didnt go and bite off me leg. Then the sailor asked, So, howd you get the hook? and the pirate answered, Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and thats when I got me hand cut off. Finally, the sailor asked, So, howd you get the eye patch? and the pirate responded, A seagull pooped in me eye. You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it? Well, it was me first day with the hook...
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:35:35 +0000
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