In light of all the Facebook privacy crap, Ive decided to take this opportunity to start a cult… this cult will be named Facebookism, I Gavin Haddox will be the leader but I’m only a messenger from the almighty, I’m pretty confident that I will have a lot of followers/believers since half of my friends have already confirmed their belief via the prayer log a.k.a the Facebook post. We will praise and study the privacy laws of such a great social media leader and we will even start with our first holiday called Facebookmas it will be the enlightenment of all the nonbelievers about their so called “terms and conditions” (we all apparently signed this when we started using Facebook we were born in the Facebook world with this and the only way out is to ask or post on the prayer log to receive actual privacy) also, how they dont think that you can receive your privacy by just making up contracts with corporations through one Facebook post or prayer, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive your privacy! Also, for all who think “better safe than sorry” you might as well be a nonbeliever because you never question the almighty Facebook, so Facebookmas will be to help strengthen your bond with Facebook! Of course it will be on no other day than January 4th at 12:27 A.M. unlike other cult or religions we have an exact minute that this takes place so you can imagine all the suspense of having to stay up on Facebookmas eve (Jan 3rd) and have to anxiously wait for that exact time to celebrate the beginning of the Facebook privacy era. This is all for laughs obviously but seriously people quit being blindly led, think for yourself and if it was such a big issue, don’t you think you should do just one quick Google search I mean c’mon, we’re in the information age and people still get blindly led to think ridiculous crap!!!
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 16:30:15 +0000
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