In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby place Facebook, it&aposs heirs and assigns on formal notice that I claim a irrevocable right of possession all of my chattels, personal details, biometric information, DNA sequences, cat pictures and comics that I stole from that other social network site, IP addresses, witty commentary, pictures of food and vague, whiny status update which I voluntarily uploaded to this site (as a result of § 4153 of the Tycho Treaty).If any person, internet user, corporation or legal entity intends to view, share, like, disseminate, mock, comment upon or glance at unintentionally at any content either (a) posted by me, or (b) which appears on my news feed and was posted by any other user, notice is hereby given that such entity must request, in writing, permission from me no later than ten(10) days prior to such viewing! (I put an exclamation point because I REALLY REALLY mean it.). Such permission must include a permanent and irrevocable waiver of all rights, foreign and domestic which bears true faith and allegiance to the same.Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under protection of random verbiage chosen at will to sound complicated and intimidating. I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action with respect to any information I post on the group of networked computers intended to disclose, copy, distribute or disseminate information. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, parents, students, agents, pets, stuffed cubicle Garfields, plants and office decor under Facebook&aposs direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information, to the extent that anything on the Internet is private and/or confidential. The violation of my privacy is punished by law. You know, they guy with the hammer. Some people call him Thor...
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 06:10:23 +0000
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