In response to the new Facebook guidelines, I hereby state that I am a beautiful, glittering pony, with the silkiest of manes and delicate, manicured hooves and long luscious eyelashes. Furthermore, I unequivocally restrict the right of wizards in Facebooks employ to cast any sort of binding or damaging spell on my person or any of my intellectual property. Should I become involved in a copyright dispute with the Dragon King, I expect my Facebook friends to ride, fly, swim, run or whatever immediately to my aid, crossing high mountains, deserts and seas, abandoning their work, their play, their families and their significant other commitments without a moments pause. Feel free to copy and paste this as your status, this will place you under the protection of the Seven Goblin Princes in Perpetuity (please renew your subscription after 1 year). As an added bonus (for the first 50 sign-ups), the goblin princes will explain to you free of charge that a status update has roughly zero legal effect on anything that Facebook, or anyone else who messes with your data, so nanny nanny boo boo. If you choose to bare your soul and tell us all your secretest things then post it on Facebook, or if you dont so choose go ahead, bottle it all up and quit whining. The choice is yours my friends. credit to Christopher Ducker, via Kimi Jendrix Shared from Mickie Mueller.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 03:57:22 +0000
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