In the 1980s Chicago shoe salesman Al Bundy won the lottery and moved to his cousins cattle ranch in Nevada. A few years ago US govt said Als cattle could no longer graze on the open range, which was owned by Nevada and the Bundys had agreed to pay the state money for since 1870. Why? Because the Feds have dumped a few thousand tortoises on state land and these tortoises are classified as endangered. Did I mention these tortoises hate the smell of As dirty socks and are dying out, so the Feds are EUTHANIZING more than 1400 (about half) of these endangered turtles and relocating the rest. But Al Bundy still cannot let his cattle eat despite paying for it for 144 years. And to cover fines imposed by Federal Beauregard Land MGMt (no relation to MGM Grand owner Kirk Kerkorian and Tracinda Corporation. ), BLM shows up guns drawn to confiscate Bundy Ranch and there cattle. But Al, Peg, Kelly, Bud, and all the locals showed up to block the Feds from confiscating the Bundy Ranch. They even tasered Bud, but no one cared or shot back. And the BLM backed down for today. While Bud recovers, Kelly is handling the press and Peg birthing the calves. Senate leader Harry Reid has promised that this fight is not over. the Federal Government has the right to take any land it chooses without compensation. This land is now owned by OHH Corporation. I have legitimately appropriated about $10 Billion from the budget for my ownership share, Obama has diverted about the same from the healthcare budget, and Hillary has contributed more than $6B from the State department. OHH will build another Las Vegas - like city, replacing the current Vegas, and becoming the Dubai sister city. The Moose limb Brotherhood has pledged financing if and when Uncle Sam runs dry. Reid further commented, this tract of land is necessary because of its proximity to Las Vegas and its ease of confiscation - really do you think Al Bundy can fight me. And this is all legal because we rule the government and soon OHH will own the Western World! Sorry Al. And BTW sorry I am having an affair with Peggy. Her hair spray does what a whole bottle of viagra cant. Sorry Al.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 07:56:03 +0000
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