In the beginning of my India Travels, I had said that India is a World in itself but after the end of my India Travels I concluded that India is a totally Different Planet. If you happened to be a Recent Traveler in India especially in Mumbai and wondered if any of these Things have happened in India based on the public & media Frenzy everywhere then you are Absolutely Unequivocally Excused from that Dumb Question. Indian Hysteria Top 10 List: 10) A Life Long Scientist (62 years of service & still going great at 80) had spearheaded a Mission to Mars at 1/10 the price of western budget, in the shortest time frame agaist the Worst Government Bureacracy in the world to successfully Herald An Indian Sputnik Movement to change the Imagination & Aspirations of an average Hard Working Snake Charmer Indian 9) A Dalit Indian Person became the First Ever Untouchable Prime Minister of India just like the First Ever Black President of America 8) An Indian invented a Magical Toilet Machine System that solved the worst problems of Biggest Sanitation Problem in the country of billion curry eating people much much ahead of Bill Gates 7) We finally found an Indian Architect that designed a perfect peaceful, harmonious & well functioning Indian city that solved the Worst Urban Chaotic Problems of India and it became a Cynosure of the Entire World just like the current master piece Taj Mahal that was built 380 years ago & nothing happened in India since then. 6) A Single Indian Techy Person has come up with a break through technology to solve the 3 major problems of India Food, Water & Electricity just like Steve Jobs came up with an Iphone as a solution Ipod, Phone & Internet Device 5) All Rich Indians with Billions of Dollars in Swiss Banks withdrew thier Secret Stash and Donated that Money to Indian Treasury to take India into Developed Country League overnight. For the first time in the History of the World both India & Switzerland have exact same per capita dollars per person - sorry Switzerland you had it so Good for So Long with the Secret Indian Stash 4) An Indian Economist has come up with an Economic Model to eradicate the Poverty in India with great implications for the entire world. Sorry I cant give any example of an Economist here as there is None in the history of mankind and probably None in future. 3) An Indian Doctor finally invented a Free Magic Pill that erased the Biases & Prejudices that existed related to Caste, Religion, Gender, Dowry & Widow Systems etc in India with unbelievable implicatiosn for the Entire Mankind 2) Indians were the first one to finally spot not just One But Two Rarest of the Rarest Long Extinct Not Just Asian Unicorn But Universal Unicorns - an Honest Politician & a Balanced Media Professional just like the recent finding of Asian Unicorn - Saola an Antelope in Veitnam 1) Sachin Batstrong finally ended his Run On the Mars Mission as the first ever Man to Run 22 Yards on the Mars in 24 seconds (earthly years) and proclaim Thats one small Run for man, one giant Catch for Mankind. As Colbert Would put it: There is No Real Truth in the World but only Truthiness - so there u have it folks there is only Some Trace of Truthiness in The First & Last Top 10 list and the rest of the really good stuff is a meaningless babble of a bubbly dreamer. My India Bubble Burst the day I landed in America, which I still consider My First Land of Real Awakening and I still have Declaration of American Independence on my Desktop. Not only I had to deal with India Bubble Bursting, I had to deal with an American Bubble Bursting after 9/11 and all the Wars & Absurdity that followed & still follow now. During those confusing & troubling times, nothing kept my Sanity more than the amazing American Comedians like George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Russel Peters, David Letterman, Jay Leno and countless other Stand Up Comedians. This is a Lame Attempt to give a funny Tribute to those Wonderful Intelligent Comedians who taught me how to get the best laugh even during the absurdest times.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 06:08:38 +0000
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