In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin By yer radio Do the walls close in t suffocate ya You aint got no friends . . . An all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been livin gotta go, hmmm? Well, lemme straighten you out About a place I know . . . (Get yer shoes n socks on people, Its right aroun the corner!) Out through the night An the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, Out through the night An the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . . This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: STINK FOOT Yknow, my python boot is too tight I couldnt get it off last night A week went by, an now its July I finally got it off An my girl-friend cry You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I aint lyin, Can you rinse it off, dyou suppose? Here Fido . . . Fido . . . Cmere little puppy . . . bring the slippers Arf, arf, arf! (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh . . . sick . . . Well then Fido got up off the floor an he rolled over An he looked me straight in the eye An you know what he said? Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit Is the Apostrophe() Well, you know The man who was talkin to the dog Looked at the dog an he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) You cant say that! He said: IT DOESNT, n YOU CANT! I WONT, n IT DONT! IT HASNT, IT ISNT, IT EVEN AINT N IT SHOULDNT . . . IT COULDNT! He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES! I said: I do it all the time . . . Aint this boogie a mess! THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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