# In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. # A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. # The doctor to the patient: You are very sick The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too... # A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I dont know which side to write the other 5! in front or back? Mr.dick>>
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