In the next couple of hours, the last teenager on the planet to not have a cell phone will, at long last, have one. We should probably call the people at Guiness to witness the signing of the contract. Here are some of my favorite clauses: 12. This contract is long. I would like a snack to help me get through it. _____ 19. I will always respond to my mom or dad’s texts/calls as soon as possible in the given situation. If I miss my parents’ calls, because my phone is dead, no es bueno. __________ 21. ...Even if my mom just goes nuts on me, I get it. She doesn’t really have to have a reason to repossess what she owns. _____ 23. Any word on that snack we discussed earlier (see #12)? _____ 24. I understand that my room has to be clean, free of clutter on the floor and on the desk and dresser, and my laundry must be maintained well. Thats what responsible people do. The phone is going to be my helper for turning my room habits around. Yay for habit helping! Yay for a phone! _____ 26. I understand that my parents have every right to make up new rules whenever they want, for any reason or no reason (see #21). _____ 27. I understand that my parents are not always right, but that overall they do a pretty good job, and I trust them to do their best. I’m glad that they care enough about the person I will become to make up rules, even if I don’t prefer them and won’t understand them for another ten or fifteen years. _____
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 01:36:19 +0000
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