In todays Totally Made-Up News (except, Not Really): President Obama was in Ft. Hood, Texas today at a memorial service for the three soldiers killed and sixteen wounded on April 2nd when specialist Ivan Lopez went on a shooting rampage before taking his own life, just as the democrats had enticed him to do for the past few months to further their Gun Control Agenda. The President, wiping away invisible tears with his middle finger during his entire heart-warming speech, reminded the families of the fallen soldiers that his administration is working hard to ensure that ANY American citizen deemed to have a mental illness will no longer be able to own or possess a firearm. He later, when asked for specifics, clarified that Mental Illness would readily be defined as Anybody who doesnt agree with HIM. Theres been no official word yet on whether illegal aliens who despise the United States will someday be excluded from joining Our Military.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:58:01 +0000
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