Inspiration(dont read if you dont want to) The joy of very man is to get married to the girl of his dreams, he is looking for his missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of his youth, mother of his unborn children,blab la bla. He is looking for that one-in-a-million girl who will be virtuous, obedient, neat, pretty, exposed,religious, and well brought up. But the problem is; how many men can boast of half of these qualities they so much desire in women? You want a good wife but you are a potential bad husband. Your woman must not even say hi to a man but you have numerous babes. You are in a hurry to beat King Solomon’s record of 300 wives and 700 concubines but your wife must not receive even one call from another man except you. Hmmm One chance na aim be your case. You do not have a job or a trade or even a skill but you want Τ̅☺ toast †ђξ classiest babes in town and U̶̲̥̅̊ can’t understand why they are turning you down since you are the finest boy in town. Meaning; na fine dem go chop? If dem ask you which job you ƌƐƔ do, you go say you be footballer, but you still ƌƐƔ football academy at the age of 34 and Messi is your role model. You no go go learn carpentry? Abi you enter once chance? Small time you go say you be artiste, but you no fit play even a single instrument only to dey shout yea yea uhorn uhorn dj give me track 2, no no give me track 4… U̶̲̥̅ no go go develop yourself? Your fiancée’s mother chased you out of the house,why not? When you are still dressing like Wizkid at the age of 35. You complain she dresses anyhow when your own jeans is skin tight and only covers half of your bum bum exposing your dirty boxers and you call it swag. Why will she agree to kiss you when your mouth always smells of cigarette and cheap booze like ogogoro, goskolo, aloma, and all those other chemical concoctions sold cheaply in dark corners. Today you want yellow girl, tomorrow you want chocolate, then you want tall, dark, fair, lepa,orobo, you can’t seem to make up your mind. You have been dating a girl for 8 years and you still have the guts to tell her you are not sure if she is one for you. After 8 years? Why are you wasting her time? Look if you don’t want to propose to her abeg give chance make another serious bobo enter her life, abi you want make she reach menopause before you propose? You keep looking for Miss Right but are you taking steps to make yourself Mr. Right? It is easy for men to say ladies are materialistic, or they love money, or they are money conscious, but put yourself in their fathers’ shoes; will you allow your daughter marry a jobless loafer? Instead of sitting down in one place and regretting how one rich guy stole your woman away with his money get up and hustle. Ladies don’t look for handsome men, they look for men with handsome pockets and bright future. Guy get up and try getting rich, legitimately. You keep smoking, drinking, womanizing, clubbing, and keeping late nights and you keep telling her you will change when you both get married. Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it now before your very eyes, he will do I̶̲̥̅̊t even more when you marry him. After disvirgining 10 girls in your lifetime, you are still looking for a virgin to marry. Who dash monkey banana? You must reap what you sow. You no wan marry but you are a member of Professional Association of Men in Suit. How that babe go agree to marry you when you still ƌƐƔ live for your papa house, still dey chop your mama food, still dey beg your sister for transport money, and still dey beg your friends to transfer N50 to your phone so that you can give her missed call. 24 hours a day you are on facebook or twitter or 2go while your fellow men are hustling and you still think the babes will answer you when you call? You will spend 90 minutes watching football match played in faraway Europe by men half your age and spend the next 2hours shouting up blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid, You shall not walk alone. You were supposed to have spent those valuable hours hustling instead of just spending your coins to watch other people hustling. Remember time waits for nobody. For those bad boys wey wan marry good girls, una don enter one chance,because the good girls are also looking for good guys with a bright future and solid prospect to marry. You’d better buckle up now guys if you want to marry the lady of your wildest dreams or else you will just end up marrying an old lady who is ready to marry just any rog and even sponsor wedding and buy your suit and shoes, and of course your rights will be limited in that arranges marriage. To whom I̶̲̥̅̊t may concern....
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 20:34:58 +0000
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