Intel Update: I feel like a camel sat on me today. The skies are clear in my AOR (Area of Responsibility) today, so hopefully youll see any inbound humps flying your way. If you dont get out of the way fast enough, youll feel like I feel. Squad leaders in Nebraska have reported air raid sirens. The scuttlebutt (rumor) is that it is severe thunderstorm weather week and that sirens are only being tested, but Intel reports that Wednesday (enemy) activity is busy in the area, (tornado watches) so be especially watchful for flying humps (tornadoes). Some AORs have reported that the sky is falling (snow), making travel difficult due to slick roadways. Be especially careful passing camels when traveling. Camels may fall on their humps suddenly. Last but not least, nearly every camel seen today has been looking for Mike. Tell them I am not here. I have no interest in having any more camels sit on me.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:27:48 +0000