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Intelligent Conversation with People in Motel Parking Lots, Part 842. Guy in Old Black Mustang: Maam, what kind of dog is that? Me: Shes a Mastiff puppy. Guy: (knowingly) Mastiffs are supposed to be bigger than that. Me: Well, shes only 4 months old, shell grow. Guy: Are you sure shes a full Mastiff? Me: (thinking, Yes, shes full, she just ate dinner.) Yes, she is a purebred Mastiff. Both of her parents are champion show dogs. Guy: Well, she looks just like my pit bull. Same size, same markings. Me: Well, shes a Mastiff. Guy: Shes awfully small for a Mastiff. Me: Yeah, I guess youre right...
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 19:37:44 +0000

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