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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like hed just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and hes walking with a limp What happened to you? asks Sean, the bartender. Jamie OConnor and me had a fight, says Paddy. That little shit, OConnor, says Sean, He couldnt do that to you, He must have had something in his hand. That he did, says Paddy, a shovel is what he had, And a terrible lickin he gave me with it. Well, says Sean, you should have defended yourself, Didnt you have something in your hand? That I did, said Paddy. Mrs. OConnors breast, and a thing of beauty it was indeed, but useless in a fight.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 03:07:33 +0000

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