It doesn’t get much more embarrassing than this… Apparently, Dennis Rodman is again representing the United States on the World Stage. His recent trip to North Korea was intended to ensure that the North Koreans annual exportation of dirt, sticks, and rhetoric to the free world is not effected by the crisis in Syria. Witnessing the public execution of Kim Jong-il’s ex-girlfriend, was simply an unexpected bonus. For the record, Rodman stated, “Buh-muh don’t be mo sew gret, foe once boe”. Rodman’s fellow self-proclaimed American Representatives Hillary Clinton and Peewee Herman are reportedly in full support, and are planning a follow up visit to that country to coincide with the annual Peasant Hunt and Dirt Eating Festival seasons. As usual, Anthony Weiner’s penis could not be reached for comment. “It is the fundamental theory of all the more recent American law…that the average citizen is half-witted, and hence not to be trusted to either his own devices or his own thoughts” (H.L. Mencken).
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 11:19:42 +0000
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