It is a sad day in the Williams household today as we morn the loss of our beloved Betta fish and friend, Peaty Maximillious McWilliams. Peaty was a simple fish with a passion for kindness and understanding. With a PhD in Human and Fish relations, Peaty always knew exactly what to say to make you feel better, and although it was impossible to decipher his series of Finn flaps and bubbles, the emotion he expressed on his little fish face was more than enough. A patient fish, he could listen to a 6 year old babble on for hours on end about absolutely nothing and not once try to jump from his bowl and kill himself... Although that did contribute to his drinking habit. Known famously for that one time he ate a fly, McWilliams had a voracious appetite, feeding twice sometimes three times a week. Although his past was riddled with violence, he was known to his family and friends as a calm and tranquil being. And aside from that one time he tried to bite my finger through the bowl, he never once lashed out in anger. McWilliams is survived by his sister London, brother Bruce, mother Prassedes, and father Darrick. His heart was as big as his bowl. Rest in peace Peaty Maximillious McWilliams, you will be missed Memorial services are too be held this afternoon at the stream behind the house.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 13:25:49 +0000
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