¤ It is only a COURAGEOUSE WOMAN that can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any----- ALBERT MACAULEY in (1872). ¤ he who says Nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa Perfume---- NELSON MALDELA (1978). ¤ he who completely unwraps Moi-Moi and Gala before eating cannot keep a secrete---- ABRAHAM LICOLN in (1864). ¤ anyone who graduates without experiencing a Strike, has never been to NIGERIA UNIVERESITY----- lord LUGARD (1982). ¤ any man who drinks ALOMO -BITTER without Squeezing face is capable of MURDER----- MICHEAL FARADAY (1980). ¤ he who runs around looking for Scissors to cut INDOMIE seasoning satchet is not Hungry---- DR Nnadi AZIKIWE (1904) the first governor general of nigeria after inde. ¤ any man who use his teeth to cut SHAKI from pepper soup with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything---- WILLIAMs SHAKESPEAR (1998). ¤ drinking GARRI does nt mean you are Poor, but allowing the Garri to swell up before drinking is POVERTY----QUEEN ELIZABETH (1980s). ¤ he who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of SANDwich is a RACIST---- MARTIN LUTHUR KING Jnr (1997). ¤ No matter how Hot your Temper is, it cannot cook Yam----- DR GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN (2014). ¤ Anyone who reads this this without laughing is either looking for Job or needs JESUS URGENTLY----- BARACK OBAMA (2014)..... now among all this people who is your favourite ????
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 13:20:29 +0000
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