It is so funny, and I wanted to share it with my friends. If a fly fell into your coffee, what will you do? If you were English you will through the coffee and leave the shop If you were American you will remove the fly and drink the coffee If you were Chinese you will eat the fly and through the coffee The Palestinian under blockade, will eat the fly and drink the coffee But the israelian’s reaction will be totally different: He will sell the coffee to the American and the fly to the Chinese He will scream saying that he is in danger He will accuse the Palestinian of dropping the fly into his coffee He will say that the Iranians, Hezbollah and the Syrians are attacking with mass destruction flies. He will attribute the attack to the terrorism, the Palestinians, the human rights violations, the holocaust the death of the jews and Noah’s boat He will ask abbas to forbid the flies from flying and falling into coffee mugs He will re-occupy the west-bank and Gaza, destroy houses block the fuel, electricity and water, and kill whoever stands on his way. He will Oblige the Americans to give more military support He will ask a loan of 50 billion over 100 years without interests to buy a new coffee Finally he will ask the owner of the coffee shop to let him drink coffee for the rest of his life for free as compensation.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 14:34:34 +0000
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