It was the first day of the first semester and a new direct entry student, Koffi, A Ghanaian, joined the History Class in Delta State University, Abraka. The Lecturer said; Let’s begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. The Lecturer asked; Who said i shall return to die in the land of my fathers?. The whole class was silent. She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Koffi, who had his hand up. Koffi replied; King Jaja of Opobo, 1875. ‘Very good!’.. said the lecturer. She asked again; Who said, the land use act will feed the nation?. This time, no response except from Koffi, he stood up and replied; Obasanjo, 1976. The Lecturer snapped at the class; Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Koffi, who is new to our Country, knows more about it’s history than you do, what a shame!. The Lecturer immediately, heard a loud whisper; ‘Ghana must go’. Who said that?. she demanded, Koffi put his hand up, ‘Buhari 1984.’ At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; ‘Hmmm, You think you are smart.’ The Lecturer glared and asked; ‘All right! Now, who said that?.’ Koffi replied; ‘Babangida to Abiola, 1992.’ Now furious, another student yelled; ‘Oh yeah! Eat this!’ Koffi jumped out of his chair, waved his hand and shouted at the Lecturer, ‘Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1992. Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said; ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’ Koffi frantically yelled at the top of his voice; ‘Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!’ The Lecturer fainted. As the class gathered around her on the floor, A female student said; ‘Oh shit, we are in Big trouble now!’ Koffi whispered; ‘Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007. A male student angrily said; ‘Don’t answer him, hes a fool’. Koffi smiled and said; ‘Obasanjo to IBB, 2011. All the students took to their heels. The Lecturer woke up and asked; Why are you doing this?. Koffi replied; Goodluck Jonathan to Boko Haram, 2012. One word for Koffi.
Posted on: Thu, 05 Dec 2013 06:34:22 +0000
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