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It was the first time I ve used National Express anywhere really , going up to Scotland was really good , good leg room , good wi-fi , very good stop halfway for a leg stretch and coffee for £2.70 for a large black , arriving on time to Hamilton I would give it 4* out of 5 overall .... Coming home however was slightly different ...the seating was rather cramped with the person in front reclining the seat into my lap , the person next to me snoring rather loudly in Chinese , then spluttering when I nudged them , two rather loud Black women talking their own African language all night and phoning on a mobile to somewhere like deepest darkest Africa , miles away that they had to shout to the recipient , we arrived in Birmingham for a coach change to London as it was on its way to Plymouth , 3/4 hr later we left to a child crying most of the way but it soon stopped and the coach went into silence , in the dark we stopped somewhere on a motorway for a leg stretch , a small black coffee please ...£3.60 err I dont think so i ll stick to water ...the driver never stopped moaning about having 10 hrs of driving to do before he got another rest very loudly , the Chinese snorer got to sitting next to me again for some reason or another so I kept putting my finger under his chin closing it , we arrived 15 mins early at Victoria coach station , I made my way to Waterloo by underground bringing the escalators to a standstill after the man in front of my stepped back pushing my suitcase onto me pushing me over and o rolled down the stairs to the next person upside down everything stopped and I was told to wait as first aid was needed ...Leave me alone I have a train to catch ...I launched into Dont make a fuss I missed my train by minutes having to wait another hour , watching some rather butch Rugby players advertising 2015 Rugby tour etc , a scrum in Waterloo on some fake grass , worth missing the train I d say ...I arrived at Fleet station at 1.00 pm home by 1.15 pm . Overall my experience back I d say 2* out of 5 for effort , I have cramp fit it kill me , feel void of sleep and I hope to sleep heavily tonight , I hope I do anyway , ....when I do it again to Scotland i lol take a flask of coffee , a memory foam cushion and a cattle prod for the dick in front pushing his seat back .... Happy days !
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 17:47:19 +0000

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