Its Christmas time and Facebook is blowing up with engagements and Christmas weddings. All the ladies lucky enough to be tying the knot with a cattleman know or will soon learn these 5 things. 1. You are NOT the only woman in his life. Calving heifers are going to claim your husbands attention for at least 3 months out of the year. Dont despair when you call to ask where he is and he reponds, Im checking out the girls. 2. Romantic evenings and/or getaways are going to get canceled. Something is going to go wrong at the ranch at the most inopportune time. Count on spending at least one anniversary fixing fence, delivering a calf, or cutting the neighbors bull out of your herd. 3. The romance of the range is a Hollywood myth. Gathering, sorting, and working cattle with the hubby is guaranteed to make even the happiest couple consider, at the very least, murder. Pack up those glass slippers, Cinderella. Aint no fairytale endings at the working chute! Just ask the newly made steer. 4. Always carry an extra pair of boots in every vehicle. At some point youre going to come across a bovine in distress, and youre not going to have the time or the opportunity to change out of your designer heels. 5. NEVER wear designer heels into a pasture. Go barefoot through snow if you must, but leave the heels in the vehicle because you can not run fast enough in heels, heels sink into the ground while youre trying to run, taking them off slows you down, and throwing them at an angry cow only infuriates her more. Disclaimer: In the event of #5, your husband will shout helpful things like Go ahead, baby! I got the calf! Once I get through the fence, run back this way so shell see the calf, and I bet shell stop chasing you!
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 20:07:39 +0000
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