Its entirely too early for all this mess....... The midget comes padding in to my bedroom this morning, crawls up in bed and asks me how many days until the Eastuh Bunny will come see me? Me: 17 more days! I love the Easter Bunny! The midget: me too! I hope the sun bits dont get him and make him feel bad. Now, keep in mind that its only 7:45 am. So, naturally, my eyes are still half closed! Me: WHAT?!?!?! Sun bits? The midget: YES, you heard me! I said SUN BITS! Me: where did you hear that awful word? Bluesy, that word is completely unacceptable!!!! The midget: (whineeeeee) I heard it from you, mommy. Why are you mad? Me: B, what is a sun bit, anyway? The midget: when you are outside for a looooong time and you dont wear sunblock, you get sun bits! SUN BITS! SUN BITS! SUN BITS! Me: ............silence.............okay, B, listen up! From now on, we will call sun bits freckles. The midget: okay..... Can I get some cereal now? Lerrrrrrrrrrrrd have mercy!
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 12:56:29 +0000
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