Its official, im getting like memam :/ No, im not passing more wind when i bend over and becoming slightly racist, im nodding off in the evenings on the couch :/ My mam used to nod off on the couch, which would be ok cos that meant i had control of the remote, but shed snore her head off and so would spoil the tv show i was watching. Sometimes shed nod off with a brew in her hand on the couch and if i didnt catch it, shed loosen her grip on the cup as she went to bo-bo land and it pour on the carpet or worse still into her lap. Id get the blame, for some reason :P :) Id try and get the cup from her, like a ninja cup assassin so she didnt spill it. Eventually shed wake up startled, say.....hey? What? I was watching that, turn it back over!!!....Mam youve been akip for 90 minutes, its finished!.....So who kiled him, was it the nurse?...I dont know, i turned it over......(then my mamd tut which was salfordian mam talk for...youre a pain,you!!) ...Then shed say....I could murder a brew, spittin feathers here.....(id tut which is salfordian son for ffs, without getting hit! then make her a brew)....Well ive just nodded off and woke 4 hours later with NO brew :( Its hardly a rant, but waking up on the couch reminded me of my salford mam :) x
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 01:17:30 +0000
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