Its so lucky that my mummy has insom nom nom ia. That means she never sleeps at night. Well hardly ever and there no noise at 1 in the morning. Its all good means that I get the whole bed in peace and quiet and if I decide I need nom noms she can share hers. With me but her nom nom I actually doesnt have any taste and you cant see it mmmm rather just sleep kitties need their sleep so that they can play and make a noise when their hoomans try to sleep so I sleep at night. And mummy TRIES To sleep in the day but of cows I am awake and need constant attention. I am not spoiled or pampered just adored and that is how it should be. That fool wotsit is always out at night I think she is a bit of a tart I dont mean the nom nom kind either. We guys just know these things. Besides when a male hooman comes to see me (everybody who comes through our door is only there to see me) well wotsit will appear out of no where and be all over them purring and actually rubbing herself on them what a slut. No amount of disciplinary action I take will stop her. But talking about watching I watched mummy the other evening talking to aunty mel and she fell asleep while she was talking hoomans are so strange. Aunty mel is the strangest of all first I thought she was a cat in hooman skin but she wasnt. Then just when I was deciding she was a cute hooman the unthinkable happened .. . Oops bed time this will be continued
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 01:29:27 +0000
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