Ituki gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom? I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!” D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too. “D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact& since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner,Ituki sat with his girlfriend on d left,d sister on his right& d mum facing him. When d girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Ituki lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u’v given us” 10minutes after, Ituki was still praying “Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, veryclose 2 d table. They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t know u’r so religious. “Ituki replies, “I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!”. See wahala !!! If you’re ituki… wat will u do?I thank God for all the people that wish me good,i pray that God we remember them in all ways in jesus name Amen
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:28:13 +0000
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