Ive got a funny story guys. On my way home I decided to stop at the Racetrac for some snacks. As Im waiting in line there is a pretty hot girl standing in front of me. She had definitely gone out tonight because she was looking on point. Im not gonna lie, I glanced at her ass and thought to myself Yeah thats a nice ass. (Pg13 version) I should add that she was texting ( likely the guy who will be dickin her down tonight ) when next thing I know she drops her phone. When she bends down to pick up her phone she rips the nastiest fart I have ever heard come out of a woman. I mean holy cow! There was definitely microwaved burritos in her diet today. Instantaneously, she looks back at me with the most embarrassed look on her face. I was almost as shocked as she was, as Im standing there in her deadly trail of gas. Not to mention the man in front of her and the gas station clerk both acknowledged the fart. We all kinda had this moment with each other like Did that just happen? I guess the only way to redeem herself after that was to buy a grape cigarillo, and thats exactly what she did. She apologized by the way, and I accepted it with forgiveness. I guess the moral of the story is even the hottest girls fart. Just accept it.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 06:39:32 +0000
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