Ive seen so many things on Facebook today that make me really hate people. Here are a few of them: 1. If your wife has left you, and taken your child, and they havent been seen by anyone in days perhaps you should call the police and report them missing. (Especially since shes a convicted felon and is probably living in a crack house with a meth dealer.) 2. So, youve been dating your new boyfriend for 5 minutes and he tells you that he loves you? He doesnt. And hes probably in middle school. 3. If you are in love with your new boyfriend, but havent met him in person yet, dont know his last name, he lives in a different country, and you met on some kind of online video game, then you probably shouldnt invite him to move in with you. 4. If youre going to make up stupid lies to try to impress your friends, at least try to remember the lies you told so you dont have to come up with a new lie to explain why youre in Kentucky when you were supposed to be in France. 5. No one wants to hear about all the useless crap you spent your money on. And no one wants to see you post about being broke followed by a picture of all the stuff you bought at the mall the next day. 6. Stop complaining about being single. Nothing is less attractive than someone who whines all the time about not having someone. You will meet someone soon enough and when you do please refer to #3. 7. That guy you keep posting pictures with is not your boyfriend. He wears more makeup than you do, gurl. He likes boys. 8. If youre going to complain about not being able to afford to take care of your 7 children, you are not allowed to say that you want another kid. 9. I have never accepted a game request, but you keep sending them. I will never accept a game request. 10. If you share a Facebook account with your significant other, please let me know which person Im chatting with. (I do not want to talk to your wife).
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 04:10:05 +0000
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