JOKE OF THE DAY 1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher! 2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home! 3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Akpos: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope? 4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay? AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog. 5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?” Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast. Bonus: Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant. Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my home-town for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job. Thank you, Yours Truly, Akpos stop laughing please (y) (y) (y)
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 13:52:58 +0000
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