JOKE OF THE DAY! Teacher: - whats wrong? Matome:- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Matome are you sleeping? Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye Teacher:- tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & dont answer. The following morning Matome comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Matome:- Dad asked me again, Noko are you sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are you coming? Mum said, Yes Im coming, are you coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They dont usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, Im also coming!”
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 16:54:38 +0000
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