JOKE OF THE DAY a drunkard man gets home early from work and - TopicsExpress



          

JOKE OF THE DAY a drunkard man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. Whats up? he says. Im having a heart attack, cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,Daddy! Daddy! Uncle is hiding in your closet and hes got no clothes on! the drunk man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, says the angry drunk man,my wifes having a heart attack and youre running around naked scaring the kids!!!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 10:16:04 +0000

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