JOKE Warden: Aha! I’ve caught u stealing fish red-handed! Akpors: What do u mean by red-handed? Warden: You’ve got a bucket full of fish right here, u can’t talk your way out of it this time. Akpors: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they’ve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket & we go back home. Akpors: I can prove it.Akpors dipped the bucket in & the fishes swam away. They both stood in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes…..No sign of the fish coming back to the bucket. Warden: Ha, you lying rogue!!! You steal fish? Akpors: What fish? Where is your proof.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:58:00 +0000
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