JUST FOR LAUGHS. A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter. He asked, What are all those clocks for? St. Peter answered,Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. Oh, said the man, whose clock is that? Thats Mother Teresas. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. Incredible, said the man. Thats Nkrumahs clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Nkrumah told only two lies in his entire life. Wheres Mahamas clock? His clock is in Jesusoffice. Hes using it as a ceiling fan.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 09:25:22 +0000
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