Jacob Zuma met with the Queen of England. He asked her, How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help South Africa. Well, said the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Jacob frowned, and then asked,But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen replied, Oh, thats easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. Please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said,Yes, your majesty? The Queen smiled and said, Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, that would be me. Yes, very good, said the Queen. Jacob went back home to ask his Vice President Cyril Ramaphosa. Jacob: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it? Syril: Im not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Cyril ran into Hellen Zille. Syril: hey, zille! Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or sister, who is it? Hellen answered sharply, Thats easy, its me! Cyril smiled,and said Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Zuma. Cyril: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, Its Hellen Zille!! Jacob Zuma got angry,he said to Cyril Ramaphosa. No wonder South Africa isnt moving forward, I am surrounded by idiots!! The answer is David Cameron!
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 08:34:58 +0000
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