Jamie Carragher and John Terry walk into a bakery. John Terry quickly shoves three meat pies in his pocket and walks out. Outside he says to Jamie, Did you see that. The owner hadnt a clue. Nobody can nick things as good as me. Jamie replies, Wannabet? Come back in the shop and watch this. So they go back in the shop and Jamie says to the Baker, Do you want to see a magic trick? The baker, intrigued says, Go on them. Carra says, Give us one of those meat pies. The baker passes Jamie a meat pie which he eats really quickly. Okay, give me another one says Jamie which he is passed, and again stuffs it in his mouth and swallows. And another which the bakery dubiously gives him, and which Jamie polishes off in a few seconds. The bakers a bit peeved now. You said you were going to show me a magic trick, all you have done is eat 3 pies. Jamie smiles knowingly and says, Look in John Terrys pocket. Ryan Brewer Halmine Richardson
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 17:38:15 +0000
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